1. Whenever someone mentions Skandar Keynes, your friends all look at you.
2. You have covered your binder in Skandar pictures.
3. Better yet, you've covered the school in Skandar pictures.
4. You act and dress like Skandar, even though you are a girl.
5. Skandar's fan mail agency has a special folder with your name on it.
6. You know that Skandar's favorite Disney ride is Space Mountain, and you spend hours at a time waiting for him to come along.
7. When you read this list, it makes you wonder how I got a hold of your daily schedule.
9. You name your pets after Skandar. (Skandie the hamster, Edmund the goldfish...)
10. Two-thirds of your vocabulary is from Skandar quotes.
11. In class, whenever you are called upon to answer a question, you exclaim, "I don't know!" in a British accent, mimicking Edmund in that Narnia scene.
12. You are so absorbed in these obsession-building tips that you have failed to realize there is no #8. (Idea submitted by Narnianut) |